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By Cory Jones
Dec 20, 2012
If a tie on the door means "don't come in because I'm having sex" I'm guessing a slice of pizza on the door means "Don't come in because I'm trying to eat my way through a shame spiral."
Or, "Don't come in because I have diabetes."
HA! BEAUTIFUL! XD