Top Shelf for Wednesday Dec 19th, 2012 - Office bathroom dos and don'ts, suspicious quotation marks, Poonanji Marsha, Alyssa Miller and more. - Mandatory

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The Best of Today's Internet
Wednesday December 19th, 2012
1. Funeral Home Ad Featuring Sexy Santas Is To Die For

We dare you not to buy a coffin after seeing these sexy santas strut their stuff for Funeraria Lopez.

2. The Greatest Pics You Will See Today

The day we get sick of funny photos is the day we die. Well, we're still alive, which means we cranked out another amazing batch of the funniest photos you will see today.

3. Office Bathroom Dos and Don'ts

The office bathroom is a terrible place but it can also be a totally functioning restroom so long as you diligently follow our chart of office bathroom dos and don'ts.

4. Suspicious Quotation Marks

No one likes a stickler for grammar. That being said, it's also pretty important to follow the basic rules of the English language or else you wind up with hilariously suspsicious quotation marks that completely alter the meaning of what you're trying to say.

5. The Best of Poonanji Marsha on Facebook Will Make You Smile

If you aren't friends with Poonanji Marsha on Facebook, you need to be. This gallery of the best of Poonanji Marsha on Facebook will explain why.

6. Holy GIF Collection, Batman

Robin said some weird things as Batman's sidekick. Here are a bunch of GIFs of his best sayings.

7. Some News Stories To Make You Sound Smart At The Water Cooler

If you want to stick it to Instagram following their recent privacy policy change, here are your six best alternatives...scientists have figured out the reasoning behind why you want to stuff your face full of crap...speaking of which, you probably love watching Takeru Kobayashi eat massive amounts of food so you'll definitely love watching him eat hot dogs in slow motion...a Texas cop was busted for giving two different anal cavity searches...with the same pair of gloves...meggings are leggings for men and Justin Beiber wears them and, wait, why the hell is this a story?

8. Alyssa Miller

Alyssa Miller came to fame with the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue which means you will never grow tired of looking at pictures of her in a swimsuit.

9. Links That Will Fill The Rest Of Your Day With Joy

There are a lot of attractive ladies involved in the sports community, many of whom are featured here in the 25 hottest sports TwitPics of 2012...we've featured a lot of GIF galleries lately but none have been as hot as the 30 sexiest GIFs of Megan Fox...21-year old model Sara Sampaio is an up-and-coming superstar. 

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