Putting the toilet seat down is less work than talking about leaving the toilet seat up.
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By Cory Jones
Dec 19, 2012
Let's play a little game I like to call "Not Doing Work." It's super fun and pretty easy to learn how to play.
First, you stop doing work. Then, you spend the rest of your day clicking around our endless streams of funny photo galleries. And boom, you're the winner!
I might make a belt buckle out of this sign.
OK, OK, this is mean. But if we don't tell Stevie about it, he'll never know. See, we've spared his feelings just like that.
No matter what your views are, who wouldn't want to attend the Johnson-Holder gay wedding?
"Mommy, mommy, will you buy me Jocelyn Wildenstein Barbie?!?!?"
Well, almost everyone fits.
This movie wasn't as sad as the dog one.
Huh, so Scooby Doo is real.
Keep it real, Idaho.
But seriously, that is quite an ass on that cow.
This might be the first and only helpful Yahoo Answers of all time.
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That's my kind of run.
I would like to shotgun eight beers with this woman.
Color coding isn't helpful in Braille.
Someone didn't hurdle hard enough.
Looking good, Middle Earth Man.
Kinda like Braille menus at the McDonald's drive thru.
ROFL killing me