For every situation, there is a suitable quote from The Simpsons.
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That's an interesting interpretation of the word "bigger," Lays.
Christian Bale is a christian bale.
My favorite Melissa Etheridge song, "Come Lick My Window."
I'm glad sloths write down their "To Do" lists.
This is way better than LOL.
How is really the only question you need to ask here.
A perfectly good reason to not go vegetarian.
More little dogs need more little hands.
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Yep, that looks about right.
Be careful what you ask for.
Be careful, you'll shoot your eye out.
It's the best part of the cow.
More customer service manuals need to be like this.
Fear not Twinkies lovers, you can always get diabetes from Dreamies, the second-rate generic Twinkie.
I think we may have found a new form of Turducken.
America: The Sandwich
The Virgin pregnancy test.