These Facebook Timeline Cover Photos Are Incredibly Creative

This is Ivan Marino giving you a heads up.

If this doesn't make you want to stop whatever you're doing to play a game of "Doom", then congratulations on having a life.

As soon as the 15 minutes of you trying to read this name passes, you'll be able to appreciate this cover photo.

I wish it said somewhere who this Facebook cover photo belongs to.

For the lonely man who wants to brag about how good he is at Solitaire.

This is a great way to relive your childhood and promote your virginity.

This is the only cat on the internet that isn't arching its back.

The "Inception" of Facebook profiles

And on the 6th day, God created the funny cat picture.

God seems to be doing just about everything with that hand except creating life in cover photos these days.

This would be amazing if it was actually Tim Allen's Facebook page.

An excellent option if your name happens to be Calvin. And you own a stuffed tiger that comes to life when on one is around.

Even The Simpsons Facebook page is amazing.

People always tell Bernard Fischer that he's way too into himself. Can't imagine why.

For the Facebook user who has always dreamed of being strapped to Zach Galifianakisis' chest.

What an excellent way to let the world know that you're wanted by the police.

Guess we're all idiots for assuming a pot of gold was what was at the end of the rainbow.

This really makes me want to drink some vodka right now. Ignore the fact that I really wanted to drink vodka already.

Cindy Brady has not aged well at all.