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We just got back from a great journey deep into the dark recesses of the Internet and we can't un-see a lot of terrible things. We also can't stop laughing because we discovered the funniest photos you will see today.

It is time to get your open bar holiday party on! Just be careful and make sure you don't cross any lines by consulting this flowchart that determines if you are acting appropriately at your office holiday party.  

Getting the family together to take a holiday portrait is a time-honored tradition. It also often times results in hilariously awkward holiday photos like these.

You won't need any of these, but you will want to find out about all of them: the most ridiculous As Seen On TV products.

When we say we have a collection of GIFs of cats arching their, we mean it.

The average American gets 16 percent of their calorie intake from booze - see you at happy hour!...when you find a pig and have to tow it home in an abandoned vehicle because it's so fat you are probably in Youngstown, OH...Russians prepare for the apocolypse exactly how you'd expect them to - by stocking up on vodka...in case you didn't think today's college students were already obnoxious, they can now major in social media...only in Canada do the police send Christmas cards to convicted criminals.

Behati Prinsloo is a Victoria's Secret lingerie model, but she looks good in just about everything.

It's been a great year for young athletes so let's rank the 25 best sports newcomers of 2012...Jessica Burciaga recently did a new lingerie shoot and there is some really hot video footage to prove it...here are 25 excellent photos of model Madalina Ghenea that you will not regret looking at.