These Holiday Photos Are Hilariously Awkward

If the plan was to not get any family members to want to come visit during the holidays, then consider it a success.

Bell-shaped bells to hang on your wall-shaped walls.

Grandpa always likes to keep at least one eye on the chimney at all times, in case Santa decides to make an appearance.

This Christmas will haunt your dreams forever.

Photobomb: Doggy-style.

This photo is the reason that Ben Affleck wouldn't let Matt Damon be in "Argo."

Proof that Mary isn't the only Christmas virgin.

This is the only benefit to being the one who has to dress as Santa for the holidays.

A Christmas card for the recently divorced man.

Reindeer or "Human Centipede"? You decide.

Remind me never to go to Sweden for the holidays.

This is why you make sure your cat doesn't get into your eggnog.

This is certainly less of a hassle than dragging a tree home from the lot.

This is even less of a hassle ...

A trip to the liquor store AND a visit with Santa? Parents of the year.

They're gonna be really upset when they unwrap their presents and realize that all they got was a bunch of cabinet doors.

Let's hope they decided to hold off on an XBOX this year so they could put that money towards their children's future therapy sessions.

The question isn't, "Do you think this guy has a human head in his freezer?" It's "How many human heads do you think he has in his freezer?"

Never before has a dog wanted to be able to talk so badly so that he could say: "Kill me."

There is no way this family's last name isn't Romney.

It's hard to tell where exactly the creepy begins and where it ends.

I don't use the word "sexy" for just anyone. But this is just plain sexy.

This Christmas has the making of a horror movie.

This is what white people mean when they say they want to be professional wrappers.

Merry Textmas!

It's gonna be a very NRA Christmas.

Let's be honest, this is how most of us feel on the inside during the holidays.

I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation for this picture, but I don't want it. Let's just sit back and enjoy it.

That awkward moment when a husband has given up complete and total control.

Is this picture enough of a reason to call child protective services?

Don't try and distract us with a baby goat. We can't stop staring at what's going on with your hair.

One of these days he will get the confidence to speak to a woman. Not today, though.

Baby Jesus looks way different than he does in all of those paintings.

That puppy hasn't looked that terrified since neutering day.

Every parent's dream Christmas.

Maybe next year we should refrain from strapping giant phallic props to our chests ....

This is my kind of holiday decoration.

I'm surprised he had time to take that picture in between all of the sex he was having with women.

Say "cheesy."