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I think we all sit and imagine that the things said by the Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton meme have all been said in real life. And I think we'd all be right.
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How do you make your wife scream while you're having sex? Call her and tell her.
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What's better than a stimulation package? Getting your package stimulated.
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The best kind of jobs are under the table.
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If you want to start job growth you have to stimulate the private sector.
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And I was like: "She's great on the piano, but she sucks on the organ!"
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What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? Honey, I'm home!
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What's the difference between your penis and your bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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Sorry I'm late, I was getting blown by Sandy!
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The secret to my success is that I'm always hard at work.
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How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her!
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Well, it may be true that you can get AIDS from sex, but..I proved you can get sex from aides.
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"I disagree with Santorum's stance on oral sex and-" "Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyy everybody!"
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When in doubt, whip it out
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Did I come too early? Save that suit, could be worth a fortune someday.
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Why do black people not like to go on cruises? They already fell for that trick once.
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When I experimented with marijuana, I did inhale.
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Whose unemployment rates do you have to lower to get blown around here?!
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Whats Lewinsky's favorite bird? The swallow.
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What's the difference between a hooker and my intern? There wasn't!
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When I needed stimulus I just called an intern.
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JAZZ HANDS
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"Did somebody say Colombian prostitutes?"
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What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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The President and the First Lady is unavailable right now, if you know what I mean!
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...And then I said, "Binder? I barely had to touch her!"
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Just flew back from Columbia, and boy is my cock tired.
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And then I said, I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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Hey, what's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? When we want some dick in the White House, we just vote!
RULE No49
Carry at least $20 in small bills with you at all times.
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