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Why Are There So Many Murdered Snowmen On The Internet?

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By Paul Ulane Dec 10, 2012

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    The snowman represents everything that is pure and good about winter - so why are there so many gruesome and bloody snowman pictures floating around the Internet? Who knows, just prepare to kiss your warm and fuzzy childhood memories good-bye with this gallery of murdered snowmen.

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    You'd look that sad too if you had a knife in your head.

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    They didn't even give this one an honorable death.

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    If you don't have ears, do you still hear the shrieks of your family and friends as they bleed to death?

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    I'm no Angela Lansbury, but it looks like the dog did it.

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    That's gonna leave a stain.

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    That terrifying thing murdered three real people after this picture was taken.

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    Look on the bright side: at least there's no blood on the hat.

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    I know none of these are real but this one isn't even close to anatomically correct.

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    Open heart surgery is cruelly performed without anesthesia in the snowman community. 

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    Was that arrow really necessary?

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    Is it me or is this guy still smiling?

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    Next: The Best Jesus Is Everywhere Photoshops

    Actually, this one just looks like a hunting accident that took place near a couple piles of snow.

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