Top Shelf for Monday Dec 10th, 2012 - Sad holiday dish health facts, a gallery of murdered snowmen, the New England Patriots cheerleaders and more. - Mandatory

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The Best of Today's Internet
Monday December 10th, 2012
1. The Worst Free Throw Attempt In The History Of Free Throw Attempts

Air ball doesn't even come close to describing what happens here.

2. The Greatest Pics You Will See Today

Brighten up the terrible atrocity that is known as Monday with this collection of the funniest photos you will see today. If you click slow enough, you might even push it into Tuesday, when all is well with the world again. 

3. Health Facts For Popular Holiday Dishes Will Make You Sad

We all love to spend the holiday season cramming holiday food stuffs into our faces. That might not be a good thing. According to this calorie chart of the most famous holiday dishes, there are not a lot of healthy options come December.   

4. Why Are There So Many Murdered Snowmen On The Internet?
5. Maya Rudolph and Batman Wag Their Fingers At Each Other

I can't neceessarily explain why this is so funny but it just is. This group of GIFs produces a very enjoyable finger wagging stand-off between Maya Rudolph and Batman. Just click on it. You won't be sorry. 

6. Passive Agressive Graffiti Is Fantastic

When someone innocently enough spray-painted a simple question on a parking lot wall, it set off an incredibly amusing chain of events. Click here to see why that shade of grey was not acceptable.

7. News Stories That You Actually Might Finish Reading

Not only did a monkey break into Ikea this past weekend, but he did it while wearing a kickass coat (and diaper)...the world's most expensive bottle of whisky is up for auction and it will only cost you about 100 grand...Virgin Mobile US used a chloroform joke to come up with a pretty funny ad - unfortunately everyone thought it was wildly offensive and they had to pull it immediately...if you're going to share brownies with the class on "Bring Food Friday," try not to lace them with weed...Novak Djokovic is a spectacular tennis player and he's used that fame and power to acquire all the donkey cheese in the world.

8. New England Patriots Cheerleaders

Being a Patriots fan is pretty easy - you have Tom Brady leading your team to the Super Bowl every year and the New England Patriots cheerleaders to look at on the sidelines between plays.

9. More Links, More Time Wasted, More Happiness in Your Soul

Stop everything you are doing because there are 30 Kate Upton GIFs waiting for you...speaking of GIFs you have to see, here is a super hot recap of the Victoria's Secret fashion show in GIF form...just a hunch here but you're probably going to want to look at the 50 most popular woman on the web according to Google.

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