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    White Russian

    It would be sold in milk cartons to elementary schools if there wasn’t so much damn alcohol in them. This delicious dairy sneaker, although seemingly healthy, can have you casually carrying on a conversation one minute and doing ass dances atop your barstool the next, if you’re not careful.

    A simple blend of milk, Kahlua and vodka across ice makes any White Russian the cool, but classic winter choice. And if you’re lactose intolerant, just make it a Black Russian by holding the milk and get sauced that much quicker.

    Ingredients:

    1½ oz vodka
    ¾ oz Kahlua coffee liqueur
    ¾ oz cream (or milk)