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If you want to have an awesome day, check out this gallery of the funniest photos you will see today. And if you don't, well, that's your problem, because the rest of us are over here looking at hilarious pics while you're just sulking in the corner.

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This cool little graphic collected a bunch of the funnier Acme products featured in classic cartoons, including such totally necessary items like jet-propelled tennis shoes, disintegrating pistols and more.

Here are a bunch of pics of perfectly timed YouTube screen grabs that are all better than the videos.

The sole purpose of @Respecthehyphen is to correct people who tweet about Spider-man without using the hyphen in the middle of his name. And it is fantastic.

Boredom set in at the office recently so we started photoshopping celebrities with cross-eyes and this is the result.

For the first time in a very long time, New York City made it through the day without anyone being reported shot, stabbed or slashed (and it was a Monday, no less)...if you're expecting a baby, screw the ultrasound, get a 3-D print out of your unborn fetus instead...a man in Boston ran himself over with his own truck, then got ticketed for it...a Louisiana woman shaped the Christmas lights on her roof to look like a hand flipping the bird and the photo should bring joy to your soul...if you're hiding a crop of marijuana in your house, you'll probably want to invest in a pair of five-foot long alligators.

Whether you call her Laura Dore or Sweetie Cyanide, you will want to look at her in this new gallery.

As the college football season winds down, let's take one last look at the week's hottest college football cheerleaders...there isn't really a reason for this gallery of Izabel Goulart's 25 hottest pictures but that doesn't make it any less enjoyable...this collection of indie babes may not be in blockbusters, but they can still steam up the big screen.