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A day without funny photos is a day that can go to hell. With that in mind, here are the funniest photos you will see today. 

A lot of huge retailers now feature live chat operators for help on their web sites. Apparently the operators for Nordstrom's are not allowed to disconnect until all of a customer's questions have been answered. Our intrepid reporter put that theory to the test to find out how long a live chat operator will put up with a customer.

This hilarious coloring book for grown-ups is, sadly, way too realistic. 

It's only Tuesday and we usually wait until Friday for a double video Top Shelf, but this video of Sloopy the Chihuahua dancing for his dinner is definitely must-share material. 

Is a sequel still a sequel when no one from the original returns? We don't think so and here are 12 so-called sequels with no original cast members that prove our point.

Read the amazing tale of how one $600 car in Chicago has managed to rack up over $100,000 in parking tickets...you can now hire a fake girlfriend for $5 and she will do everything you want a girlfriend to do except the only thing you want a girlfriend to do...if you're looking for a pimped out ride to cruise around town, the popemobile is now available for hire...even the actors who star on Two and A Half Men think Two and A Half Men is terrible...Florida man vacations in Colorado, still gets busted for very Florida-like crime.

Back in June, Marisa Miller announced she was pregnant. That has nothing to do with November 27th, but we haven't seen much of Miller in lingerie since then, so we figured we'd dust off this classic gallery to hold us over until she hops back in front of the camera again.

If you're a guy and you watch Parks and Recreation then you definitely have a crush on Aubrey Plaza's character and you will definitely enjoy this list of the 25 greatest April Ludgate memes...French people are known for their attitudes but honestly, the 20 hottest French girls can act however they like as long as they keep taking pictures like these...here is every single Playboy Cyber Girl of the Month that ever existed. Not sure you need much more info than that.