Carrying a pocket knife is a good way to be prepared and also intimidate your friends.
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By Cory Jones
Nov 27, 2012
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C'mon Spiderman, this is a family parade.
I need these all over my house. And then I need a hose.
Thanks for making me feel bad about myself even though I'm running in a marathon.
There are downsides to playing dead when you meet a bear (they bury you.)
Ain't no party like a dog party hat party.
Good to know.
More products should advertise themselves like this.
If this cake was going to be honest, he should probably be masturbating, too.
Who doesn't enjoy a good blonde joke?
A very wrong number.
Someone is going to be rubbing their hands together for a very long time.
Sometimes in life you have to think outside the pan.
The blocks say "I love you." The face says "Please stop torturing me."
Nothing turns the ladies on like a male muffin top.
The most fashionable old people out there are the ones who have no idea what they're wearing.
It's the simple things in life that are truly the most enjoyable.
Get your shit together, Bieber.
A lot of terrible things have happened between Lindsay Lohan's first and most recent appearance on Jay Leno.
Just a helpful FFYI (Friday FYI).