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It was a long weekend, so we had an extra long time to make sure that only the absolute most hilarious pictures made it into this gallery of the funniest photos you will see today.

Something must've gotten lost in translation because these bootleg subtitles for The Avengers are incredibly confusing.

Chances are your needy family kept you away from your computer more than usual last weekend, so in case you missed it, here's the weekly collection of hilarious GIFs we posted last week.

With Thanksgiving out the way, the interminable countdown to December 25th begins. The basic but still hilarious Twitter feed @IsItChrristmas will help you keep track of when the big day arrives.

The Internet is full of hilarious cats doing hilarious things but only one cat likes to sit by the window and ponder what to do next with his life and that is the hilarious Sophisticated Cat meme.

Find out when your town will be totally submerged by water in this really depressing New York Times article on rising seas...Chris Brown told a comedy writer he wanted to shart on her yesterday before immediately deactivating his Twitter account permanently...apparently that guy from the Buffalo Wild Wings commercial was running things in Miami yesterday because the sprinklers went off mid-play during the Dolphins-Seahawks game...milking is the new planking - and it's way stupider...sometimes it seems American sports stars just aren't doing it right, like when we find out a married Premier League soccer superstar pretended to be a car salesman to hook up with a model.

You already know Adrianne Palicki from Friday Night Lights, now she's jumping to the big screen in the recently released Red Dawn.

Alena Shishkova is just another in a long line of Russian models that will blow your mind...the year end lists are starting to trickle in and there's no better way to start than with the 50 women we should all be thankful for in 2012...retired sports superstars have a hard time realizing no one cares what they have to say anymore, as evidenced by this list of ex-athletes teams wish would just shut up.