Top Shelf for Wednesday Nov 21st, 2012 - Turkey cooking disasters, terrible turkey drawings, every dog's Thanksgiving, Scarlett Johansson and more. - Mandatory

Top Shelf

The Best of Today's Internet
Wednesday Nov 21st, 2012
1. Man Gobbles At Turkeys, Turkeys Gobble Back

This is an oldie but a goodie worth dusting off on Thanksgiving weekend.

2. The Greatest Pics You Will See Today

Everyone is thankful for something and this weekend, we'd like to give thanks for this gallery of hilarious photos.

3. Every Dog's Thanksgiving: A Timeline

This helpful timeline gets inside the head of man's best friend for a unique perspective on every dog's Thanksgiving experience.

4. Thanksgiving Day Cooking Disasters

There's a lot of pressure on the host to cook the perfect meal on Thanksgiving. Not everybody is up to the challenge - epsecially the people in this gallery of Thanksgiving Day disasters.

5. 20 Inappropriately Hilarious Tweets About Thanksgiving

They may not be politcally correct but these 20 inappropriately hilarious tweets about Thanksgiving really do hit the nail on the head.

6. What Your Child's Terrible Hand Turkey Drawing Says About Them

We do some armchair psychoanlysis to sort out what your kid's terrible hand turkey drawing says about them.

7. News To Keep You Thinking While Trying Not Fall Asleep On The Couch

These hilarious charts break down all the important Thanksgiving stats you need to know...even though there's tons of evidence that you can get better deals without having to trample a grandma for an iPhone, people continue to flock to stores on Black Friday...there is a pretty legit concern over how much of our dwindling supply of helium we should be using on the floating cartoon characters in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade...you can combine two scoops of sweet potato, a scoop of corn and a scoop of cranberry at this Arizona ice cream shop offering up some Turkey Day-inspired flavors...finally, here's what you need to drink before, during and after inhaling 6 pounds of turkey legs.

8. Scarlett Johansson

While you're busy stuffing stuffing down your gullet, Scarlett Johansson will be celebrating her 28th birthday. Happy birthday, ScarJo!

9. Keep On Stuffing Yourself With These Leftover Links

You'll probably be stuck in traffic building up a murderous rage for at least a couple extra hours this weekend, so why not whittle away the time with the 15 best national sports talk radio shows...this weekend we are very thankful for the 25 hottest pictures of model Jessica Perez...these comedy bombshells are not just funnier than Jay Leno, they're way hotter than him, too.

Add a Comment

*0 / 3000 Character Maximum