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By Cory Jones
Nov 21, 2012
Before you set off on your four day weekend of too much turkey, too much stuffing, too much booze and too much family, prepare yourself with today's gallery of hilarious photos.
Think of it like having your pumpkin pie a day before the turkey. (I have no idea if that analogy makes sense.)
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Well, at least he's thankful.
This dog has a point.
Who the fuck made this?
If you gotta go, you might as well go like a King.
I always wondered what birds were really singing.
A helpful tip for this Thanksgiving holiday: When reaching for a beer, make sure you don't mistakenly grab the Cat Ear Medicine.
(God I love the Simpsons.)
Ninja cat is watching you.
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Hallmark needs to make this into a card.
Check out more animals doing human things.
Well, at least you won't grow up to hate your parents.
Those are some very odd allegations.
But what if I want Chinese?
Someone's got their dancin' paws on.
Can someone remind me to put on some shorts at about 1:45?
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I don't think we're in Kans-ass anymore.
When you think about it, this is really killing two birds with one stone.
I may have an idea why you're so alone.