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If we're good for one thing, it's providing the funniest photos you will see today. Actually, we're also really good at drinking. And then yelling. But that's about it.

Hostess shut down production last week and it led to the loss of 10s of thousands of jobs. It also led to an enjoyable Internet outcry over the loss of the delicious Twinkie.

If you look back, every kid in an ad from back in the '50s looks absolutely terrifying. Just look at this gallery. Seriously, would you babysit any of these demon-children?

Show off your music knowledge by guessing these iconic album covers that are missing noteworthy details. 

We've all had those uncomfortable encounters with friends where things get a little strange for a second. Well, that's every interaction ever for the Socially Awkward Penguin.

Take a deep breath everybody - there are still a ton of Twinkies left in Canada...if you're at work, then  why are you reading this instead of watching porn at your desk like everybody else?...the drunker you are, the more likely you are to survive that drunken accident you just got into...this just in: we should probably stop building killer robots that can kill us...unions have finally broken through against unfair wage laws and they have the strippers to thank.

The San Francisco 49ers cheerleaders had plenty of reasons to be happy last night so we thought we'd spread their joy with this gallery.

You may not love women's sports but you will love the 25 hottest photo shoots of female athletes...celebrate the greatness of Jesse Pinkman's former girlfriend with the 20 hottest pictures of Krysten Ritter...nothing's better than turkey legs - except maybe a bunch of hot ladies eating turkey legs.