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TGIF! ("F" is for "fotos" as in "the funniest photos you will see today.") We know it's confusing, but who cares? It's Friday!

If you live in either Los Angeles or New York City, you know you think you're superior to the rest of the country as well as whichever of those two cities you don't live in. Especially in terms of nightlife. These side by side flowcharts analyze the differences between a night out drinking in Los Angeles compared to a night out drinking in New York.

Whether you want it back or not, there's another Twilight movie coming out and that means more of the perpetually pouty Kristen Stewart. In honor of the teen vampire series, we're dusting off our feature where we photoshopped Julia Roberts' smile onto Kristen Stewart's face.

You read that correctly. A man gave his daughter the middle name of "McRib," then he tweeted at McDonald's to share the great news. Luckily, there's a screen shot for all of us to enjoy.

Steven Spielberg's Lincoln is coming out this weekend so there's no better time to enjoy our take on what movies about other famous presidents would look like.

In the saddest news you'll read today, the Twinkie factories are shutting down for good...if you're a hipster then this YouTube mash-up of LCD Soundsytem and Miles Davis might actually make your fedora explode...that light-tan Ikea book case you built with an L wrench was the product of East German prison labor...when a flasher showed his gun to an unsuspecting Washington woman, she pulled out a real one to chase him away...go do the dishes, you'll live longer.

Vida Guerra recently went to a sauna and took a bunch of photos. We suggest you check them out.

Every week the NFL seems to top itself so it's worth a look back at the 10 craziest game endings in NFL history...considering it includes women like Erin Andrews, Bar Refaeli and Jessica Alba didn't even crack the top five, you're probably going to want to check out the 50 sexiest women on Instagram...the lovely ladies of primetime look good any time.