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    2. Being Drunk on “The View”

    Not only is Danny badass enough to appear on a morning talk show still wasted from the previous night — Cancellations? What are those? — he cops to that fact immediately and with zero f**ks given before explaining that he was out carousing with George Clooney. All this before he launches into an anti-George Bush tirade. He is a little nugget of live TV gold.