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Another day, another group of the funniest photos you will see today, another chance to laugh so hard that your ass falls off. (It's what all the cool Internet kids do!)

The Philadelphia Eagles have really taken a nose dive this season and a lot of people are blaming Andy Reid. The long-time coach of the Eagles has made a lot of poor calls out on the field on Sundays this year so we figured we'd take a look at the Andy Reid gameday play sheet. What we found was very illuminating. 

The Simpsons is one of the greatest television shows ever. But these hilariously terrible Simpsons drawings are almost as funny.

This totally cryptic graphic outlines the chances of death by lightning strike, dog bite, asteroid and many more imporbable final outcomes. Sweet dreams!

This goofy group of detective novels combine pulpy, old-school art with completely dumbed down titles based on the drawings.  

This absolutely hysterical New York Times review of Guy Fieri's new Times Square restaurant is by far the angriest you will ever see a Times' food critic...that rare Aston Martin you salivated over in the newest Bond flick wasn't made at the factory, it was printed out in 3-D...mathematicians are doing their damnedest to figure out how to make the airplane boarding process less excruciating...the emerging deep-fried turkey trend in Texas has helped lead the lone star state to #1 in Thanksgiving Day fires...in this week's most ridiculous criminal capture: a man on the run was apprehended after he leaped a fence and bounced back into the air because of a trampoline in the next yard.

Look, Chiefs fans, we know you've had it tough this season, so we decided to post this gallery of Kansas City Chiefs cheerleaders as far away from last week's game while also still being far away from next week's game so you can enjoy the pics without having to think at all about your awful football team. 

No one likes Justin Bieber, but we think a lot of people will like his new rumored girlfriend, Barbara Palvin...if you need any more reason to go see the new Bond movie, this video of Berenice Marlohe might push you over the top...the NHL lockout continues (yeah, we forgot about it, too), so here's a gallery of NHL ice girl audition photos to satisfy all the puckheads out there.