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If you only do one thing today, make sure you look at the funniest photos of the day. And brush your teeth, too. That's just gross.

Denzel is everywhere right now getting rave reviews for his role in Flight. In honor of his ressurgence, we thought we'd dust off the official Denzel Washington Venn Diagram that breaks down his roles by facial hair, glasses, hat and every combination of the three.

Most cakes are for celebrations. And then there are these ridiculous cakes.

Celebrate the plethora of cross-eyed cat pictures that are floating around the Internet with this thorough retrospective.

Captain Hindsight is a fantastic meme that knows how to put things in perspective.

Stop dipping into your savings account every time Apple decides to shave an inch off the iPad and just buy a plane ticket to India to pick up their reovlutionary new $20 tablet...it's hard to say what's more terrifying - a real python or this 8 foot-long, 26 pound, 36,000 calorie gummie python...we've finally figured out how to spot Bigfoot: a blimp...Ashley Judd wants to be your next (hot) senator of Kentucky...this probably won't be the last report you read about a pothead misinterpreting the new recreational marijuana laws.

Ryan Braun is a superstar baseball player who's won an MVP award but his real victory is locking down Larisa Fraser, his new fiance.

They're not porn stars, they just play them: enjoy this list of the 25 hottest adult film star characters in movies...Eddie Murphy's Australian model girlfriend Paige Butcher is someone you want to see...we're pretty sure this huge GIF gallery of scantily clad models bouncing around will clear up your case of the Mondays.