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South Park's Captain Hindsight has become a meme. A very awesome meme. So here's a collection of some of his best moments. And if you hate clicking through awesome galleries, you're going to have a bad time.
If you're going to bitch about the price of gas, you shouldn't have bought an SUV.
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If you didn't want me looking at your boobs, you shouldn't have worn such a low cut shirt.
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If you wanted to be productive, you should have never opened Reddit.
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If you make a popular post, you will waste all day checking on it.
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If you didn't want to vomit, you shouldn't have had so many shots!
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Amy Winehouse should have went to rehab.
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That girl was cute. You should have talked to her before she left.
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If you never wanted nude pictures of you on the Internet, you should have never taken them in the first place!
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If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it!
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Condoms aren't expensive, babies are.
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If you wanted to avoid the friend zone, then you should have made your intentions known from the start.
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If you wanted to do well on your final exams,you should have waited until Christmas break to buy Skyrim.
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If you wanted a job out of college, then you shouldn't have gotten a liberal arts degree.
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If you didn't want me to stare at your ass, then you never should have worn yoga pants.
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If you didn't want to spend hours waiting in line, you shouldn't have gone shopping on Black Friday.
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If you want people to text you, you should just text them yourself.
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If you wanted to get into my lane, you should have used your turn signal.
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If you didn't want to be hungover, then you shouldn't have drank so much last night!
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If you didn't want the weird kid to invite himself, you shouldn't have talked about your plans in front of him.
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If you don't want to see stupid Facebook posts, don't add stupid people on Facebook.
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If privacy is so important to you, you should have never created a Facebook account.
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You wouldn't be so tired if you'd gone to bed at a reasonable hour.
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Being nice to a girl doesn't obligate her to be romantically interested in you.
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If you didn't want your child to be a spoiled little shit, then you shouldn't have gotten him an iPad.
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If you didn't want a political shit storm on Facebook, then you shouldn't have made a political remark on Facebook.
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If you wanted a job after college, you shouldn't have majored in political science.
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If you didn't want people on Facebook to post memes, maybe you shouldn't have posted so many memes on Facebook.
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If you wanted respect in a relationship, you shouldn't have dated an asshole.
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If you wanted the perfect man, you should've looked in the friendzone!
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If you didn't want the extra stress, you shouldn't have gotten pregnant at 16.
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If you don't want girls to date assholes, you should man up and ask them out.
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If you didn't want me to write on your face, you shouldn't have blacked out on my floor.
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If you wanted original gameplay, you should have never bought a Call of Duty game.
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If you didn't want to study so much for exams, you should have paid attention and gone to class.
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If you wanted a quiet neighborhood, you shouldn't have moved next to a college.
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If you didn't want food poisoning, you should have cooked the chicken longer.
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If you wanted to avoid loud, drunk guys, you shouldn't have moved into a fraternity house.
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If you didn't want to burn your mouth, you should have let the Hot Pockets sit for two minutes.
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If you wanted us to pay attention, you shouldn't have made it mandatory to bring laptops to class.
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If you didn't want to become a meme, you shouldn't have made that creepy ass video.
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If you didn't want creepy comments on your profile pictures, you shouldn't have posted half-naked photos of yourself.
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Just because a picture is in black and white, doesn't mean it's good.
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If you didn't want to waste 80 dollars, you shouldn't have bought a terrible quarterback, Jersey.
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If you didn't want your stuff thrown out, you should've picked your shit up.
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If you didn't want to get tired of that song, you shouldn't have listened to it 10 times a day.
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If you didn't want a shitstorm, you shouldn't have been an asshole to your costumers.
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Wow! That's really red! You should have worn sunscreen.
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If you hate correcting test/quizzes, maybe you shouldn't have become a teacher.
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If you had a lot to do today, you shouldn't have smoked weed.
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If you didn't want people on their phones during church, you probably shouldn't have free wi-fi.
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51 of 51Next: Hilarious WIll Ferrell Meme
If you didn't want to be made fun of, you should have never uploaded you trying to sing on YouTube.
RULE No22
Update your wardrobe. No one's giving a promotion to the guy in the ironic T-shirt.
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