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By Cory Jones
Nov 08, 2012
These photos are funny tested. Funny approved.
(Fans of Kix cereal will (hopefully) enjoy that reference.)
Satanic goat overlords are kind of adorable when they're younger.
That IS a lot of butts.
Cats are funny. Cross-eyed cats are even funnier.
Click here for more hilarious cross-eyed cats.
I don't know why there aren't more of these.
Colorado is going to be extra regular after the election.
This happens every time we go to a party.
If Santa was honest.
Whatcha thinkin' 'bout?
Oh nothing, just cocks n' stuff.
Technically, this is four words total.
Take that, particular area.
Me and my family make a gingerbread crack house every holiday season.
No, I can't see any difference between these two photos of Nicki Minaj.
Nice work, puberty.
I have no idea what's going on here, but I like their moxie.
This is why it's important to get your allergies tested every few years.
yes molly i think you will be the only one to think about your dad being a obama look alike. funniest statement.. (http://lolthis.com)