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Every day, we put on our spelunking gear and crawl deep down into the dark tunnels and caves that make up the Internetz so we can dig up the funniest photos you will see today. Then we take off our spelunking outfits, because they're really uncomfortable.

Seriously, look at how dumb these people are. It's a wonder any of them survive the day.

The Brazzers logo can make the most innocent of childhood video screen grabs look horribly NSFW, which is exactly why the Brazzers meme is one of our favorites.

Garth Brooks, Prince Fielder, Rosie O'Donnell - they're all vegans and they all lean towards the husky side of life. These big names and more prove that just because you gave up beef, doesn't mean you're not still a little beefy.

This incredible video slideshow is pretty much indescribable, but you should know heading in that it features a man, his favorite pairs of shoes and the song "Always Be My Baby" by Mariah Carey. Enjoy.

Who cares about the next president, let's get back to what really matters, Twitter: Obama's victory tweet is now the most re-tweeted tweet ever...in case you missed it last night, check our Karl Rove refusing to accept the election results on live TV... if you like to watch your election results roll in with a couple of cocktails, you're not alone: Diane Sawyer was totally shitfaced last night on the air...chances are if you ask someone from Colorado who won last night, they won't remember because they were too busy taking epic, and legal, bong rips...Donald Trump's reaction to the election on Twitter came hilariously close to using the word "traveshammockery."

A certain selection of lovely women decided to let everyone know that they voted yesterday and I think we can all agree that voter pride has never looked so good.

Alison Brie is fun to watch in whatever show or movie she's in, but she can be even more fun to watch in the 25 sexiest Alison Brie GIFs...if you were glued to the TV last night waiting for election results to roll in, we hope you were getting your news from one of the 20 hottest election 2012 network newscasters...most Instagram accounts are full of irritating fluff, but Candice Swanepoel's Instagram account is full of must-see pics.