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A Collection of Ridiculous Google Autocompletes

Related: autocompletes, Funny, google

By Paul Ulane Nov 07, 2012

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    Google is a great search engine that all of us use every day to find answers to some of life's most important — but mostly completely irrelevant — questions. The more people search for information, the more information Google stores to try to make your next search easier. But not all of Google's autocompletes are in line with what the computer user is looking for. Here are the best, worst and strangest Google autocomplete fails.

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    One of the many side effects of being vegan.

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    Some of life's most basic questions.

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    Hopefully better than you spell.

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    Actually, these all check out as totally valid questions.

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    Eh, bird food probably tastes like crap anyway.

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    Yikes. Doesn't anybody shower anymore?

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    That's why you need the wiping-eye dog. 

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    This doesn't seem like the type of problem one should be Googling. 

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    No one likes it when their significant other gains weight.

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    Are you sure it's real gold?

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    And you thought a headache that starts in your temples was painful.

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    Finally, Google got something right.

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    If you're asking this question, it's a miracle you even know how to use a computer.

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    It's a little alarming how many more people care about sleeping with their sisters than getting rid of fruit flies.

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    I hate it when an octopus interrupts my perfectly normal sentence.

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    If you relate to this search, you're probably very unhappy. And racist.

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    Not cool, Google. Not cool at all.

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    Next: The Least Helpful Yahoo! Answers Ever

    Really? After all the other racism we've seen here, this is the worst white people get?

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