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We saw the world this weekend. The world wide web, that is. And what we discovered were some of the most glorious pictures ever taken. Or at least the funniest photos you will see today.

You've used some, you've heard of others and you're probably scared of the rest. This comprehensive look at all types of sex toys ranks them all, going on everything from pleasurability to terrifyingness. 

Food art is one of the most deceptive forms of photogrpahy there is. Just take a look at these examples of food that looks way better on the packaging than it does in real life.

From decorating the Oval Office in Middle Eastern styles to going to Mars as a teenager, this helpful diagram outlines all of your favorite President Obama conspiracy theories.

Photographers take a million pictures at every sporting event, so it's only natural that some of them come out looking a little suggestive. Here are the best unintentionally sexy sports photos.

2012 has set the record for the most negative attack ads in one presidential election...the first ever nuclear powered aircraft carrier served us well, but now the USS Enterprise is headed for the same place your high school hatchback died, the scrap heap...it won't get better: cyber bullies at work are worse than playground bullies from your childhood...New Jersey is still a mess in the wake of Sandy, so they've decided to let residents vote via e-mail and fax...Apple just refuses to admit its wrongdoing after being ordered to write a second apology to Samsung, this time hiding the letter at the bottom of its web page.

I'm not sure why Kylie White and Camille Pollett are in a library in their bras and panties studying, but I am sure that I want to go to that library.

Alabama just outlasted LSU to stake its claim as the front-runner for the BCS championship game, so let's celebrate with Alabama's hottest fan, Angela...when there are behind the scenes Kate Upton photos to see, you click and you click now...the Beach Boys wrote a song about California Girls, but we're pretty sure you'll enjoy this gallery of them more.