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You know the deal: We find the hilarious photos, you look at the hilarious photos. Then we all go out and get tanked because it's Friday. So stick to the plan and crank through the funniest photos you will see today because we're thirsty.

The New York City Marathon is this weekend was supposed to be this weekend and chances are, if you know someone knew someone who was running in it, they won't wouldn't stop telling you about it. It's one of just many reasons why you should hate people who run in the NYC Marathon.

George Lucas agreed to sell LucasFilm to the Disney Corp for over four billion bucks. This sent many a Photoshopper to his computer to register his reaction. Here are the best of the reactions to the Disney-Star Wars merger.

Every week we sift through the funny tweets and the hilarious tweets and dig up the best of both worlds just for you. Get ready to laugh, because here come the 20 most inappropriately hilarious tweets of the week.

Everything always works out for Success Kid.

With Hurricane Sandy damages still being assessed, a Nor'easter is set to hit New England by Election Day...apparently The Flintstones' Fred and Barney loved to chug Busch Beer and smoke Winston cigarettes...in Florida, the dentist uses just as much laughing gas as the patient....the Auckland (New Zealand) Town Council sees no reason to ban a proposed high-rise brothel and we see no reason to disagree with their decision...can you help find a home for this potty-mouthed parrot?

Queen Esther's real name is Esther Hanuka and she definitely looks like royalty. 

To celebrate opening week of the NBA season, it's time to rank every 2012-2013 NBA cheerleading squad...OK, last Halloween post, we promise, it's just, it's Candice Swanepoel in sexy getups, so, you know, we had to...if you missed Carrie Underwood at the CMAs last night, you can still soak in these hot pics of the country singer.