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As long as you have power, you have LOLz thanks to this gallery of the funniest photos you will see today. (And if you don't have power, use a flashlight to make your own LOLz until you can get back to our gallery.)

As the Frankenstorm continues to wreak havoc across the East Coast, Sandy just keeps doing her thing and sending out obnoxious tweets along the way.

The big night of costumes is almost here and that means as many terrible costumes as awesome ones. Here is one final tribute to some of the worst costumes ever donned.

This graphic charts and ranks every role Morgan Freeman has played from God all the way down to Miss Daisy's driver.

People take some pretty stupid chances when trying to show off on escalators and they result in some pretty awesome GIFs.

It's official: thanks to Sandy, New York City transit experienced the worst disaster in the Subway's 108-year history...with that in mind, where are all of the rats going to go?...the superstorm also meant David Letterman and Jimmy Fallon didn't have any studio audience members - but that didn't stop them from doing their shows anyway...you know it's election season when there's a butter bust of the president of the United States of America...the guy who ruined the map on your iPhone got fired yesterday, so the news wasn't all bad.

The Cardinals may have lost the game on the field last night but they certainly won the battle of the cheer squads. For proof, check out this gallery of the Arizona Cardinals cheerleaders.

No one likes hipsters, but we think you'll love looking at the 15 hottest hipster actresses around right now...until we pass the 31st, we will not stop sharing awesome lists like the 20 hottest celebrity Halloween costumes...when Paulina Gretzky plays sexy cop for Halloween, you click immediately to look at the Great One's daughter.