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The time to laugh is now, which is convenient, because we've got the funniest photos you will see today right here. 

Changing the suject matter of this week's hilariously inappropriate tweets hasn't made them any less offensive. 

There are occasionally some dumb people on Twitter and even more ocassionally they say dumb stuff. Here's a bunch of people who can't even spell our president's name correctly.

You've seen the food pyramid that ranks all the food groups by their nutritional value. Now we present to you the Halloween Candy Pyramid, which ranks food by awesomeness. (Sorry, apples, you're on the bottom here.)

Many people will tell you raising an infant is very difficult, but if you just follow these simple baby handling tips, it's as easy as 1, 2, 3.

This weekend's Frankenstorm is expected to cause up to $1 billion in damages as it tears through the East Coast...Apple finally got around to printing its court-ordered apology to Samsung and it's just as obnoxious as you'd expect...poorly worded Craigslist ad results in family's home being ransacked...after burning just about every bridge he's crossed, Keith Olbermann is having a hard time finding work these days...Michael Jordan: the NBA's greatest - and cheapest - player of all time.

Jasikah Maximus has appeared in magazines Show and King and, once you look at this gallery, will be seared into your brain forever.  

Katie Deluca is a little-known model that might not remain little known for long...beware of hot sports WAGs - some of them are bad luck...former senator Elizabeth Halseth does not look like most former senators you've seen.