Only propose if you are 200 percent sure she'll say yes.
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By Cory Jones
Oct 26, 2012
Each day we plant a LOL seed in the Internet and water it until it grows and grow and grows and then blossoms into a beautiful gallery of funny photos. So click on them.
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Those look like pretty good sex change prices to me.
I'm sure your Red Lobster server thinks about this every day.
You should always give 100%. Except when you're giving blood.
Is that a CD holder in your pants, or are you just happy to see me, Jerry?
It's nice to see grandma is keeping it real on Chatroulette.
Click here for more video chat fails.
Meanwhile, in Australia.
Thanks for the tip! (And, no, I don't want to play "just the tip.")
I'd go to that gallery.
One of these doesn't belong. (The "weed" one.)
What's so bad about this? They need to get used to their next home.
Helpful shark is helpful.
Shoe sizes are just a guesstimate.
This is the best dog costume I've ever seen.
I wonder what they sell in there.
Just a little hat tip to Naked Gun and the late, great Leslie Nielsen.
School uniforms of today are a lot more revealing than I remember them.
Someone should sign The Sun to their hip hop label.
Always an awkward moment.