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I've learned more from the good ol' Sudden Clarity Clarence meme than I have in three years of college. Here's to making this modern day Socrates part of every course curriculum.
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Arby's - R-B. Roast beef. Holy shit.
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Uncle Sam's initials are U.S.
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The Rolling Stones means "rock and roll."
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Hershey Kisses are just big chocolate chips.
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The History Channel is doing to history what MTV did to music.
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Boybands are so popular on iTunes because little girls don't know how to illegally download music yet.
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Willy Wonka doesn't let anyone into this factory because he practices slavery and health code violations.
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Girls back in college didn't actually want to study.
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Forrest Gump is about a dude doing whatever the fuck he wants.
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Medicine tastes bad so you won't take too much of it.
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Holy shit his name means Florida.
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The Simpsons is older than the Internet.
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Holy shit - did I close the fridge door?
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WWW is longer than saying world wide web.
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Adults were pretending to be boring so I'd leave them the fuck alone.
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The cast of The Office gets paid more to pretend to work than I do to actually work.
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Holy shit. People in college are just as fucking stupid as they were in high school.
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Boobs are also called jugs because they hold milk.
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I shouldn't be Googling "where to meet women" I should be Googling "where to meet men" cause that's where the women will be looking.
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Optimus is spelled with seven letters. Seven is a prime number. Optimus is prime.
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Shrek's Prince Farquad is a play on Fuckwad.
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A quesadilla is just a Mexican grilled cheese.
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Oh shit. Haven't fed my neopet in 3 years.
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Who Let the Dogs Out is about ugly girls.
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When people see this meme ... nobody will make fun of the girl to my right.
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Patrick Star isn't retarded he just lives under a rock.
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Taylor Swift is absolutely gorgeous but all her songs are about guys dumping her. She must have a terrible personality.
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Wait, that hot girl isn't hot. She's just dressed like a whore.
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Teachers who teach straight out of college go to school for their whole life.
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Siri is just iris backwards. Iris is the Greek goddess of messages.
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When aliens in galaxies 65 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth they see dinosaurs.
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Music from the past seems better because only the best songs are still played.
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Teachers let students play Seven Up so they can see who the cheaters in the class are.
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A place is "Crackalackin" when there are no white people there.
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Mythbusters is like a scientific version of Jackass.
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Tetris means "four" in Greek. Four blocks in every shape.
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Cosmo gives bad dating advice so there are more single women to buy their magazines.
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Leonard from The Big Bang Theory and the kid from Christmas Vacation are the same guy.
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Con Air stands for Convict Airlines.
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Donkey Kong isn't even a fucking donkey.
RULE No35
It's never bad to be over-dressed. But it's never good to be under-dressed.
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