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By Jesse Kubanet
Oct 25, 2012
I've learned more from the good ol' Sudden Clarity Clarence meme than I have in three years of college. Here's to making this modern day Socrates part of every course curriculum.
Arby's - R-B. Roast beef. Holy shit.
Uncle Sam's initials are U.S.
The Rolling Stones means "rock and roll."
Hershey Kisses are just big chocolate chips.
The History Channel is doing to history what MTV did to music.
Boybands are so popular on iTunes because little girls don't know how to illegally download music yet.
Willy Wonka doesn't let anyone into this factory because he practices slavery and health code violations.
Girls back in college didn't actually want to study.
Forrest Gump is about a dude doing whatever the fuck he wants.
Medicine tastes bad so you won't take too much of it.
Holy shit his name means Florida.
The Simpsons is older than the Internet.
Holy shit - did I close the fridge door?
WWW is longer than saying world wide web.
Adults were pretending to be boring so I'd leave them the fuck alone.
The cast of The Office gets paid more to pretend to work than I do to actually work.
Holy shit. People in college are just as fucking stupid as they were in high school.
Boobs are also called jugs because they hold milk.
I shouldn't be Googling "where to meet women" I should be Googling "where to meet men" cause that's where the women will be looking.
Optimus is spelled with seven letters. Seven is a prime number. Optimus is prime.
Shrek's Prince Farquad is a play on Fuckwad.
A quesadilla is just a Mexican grilled cheese.
Oh shit. Haven't fed my neopet in 3 years.
Who Let the Dogs Out is about ugly girls.
When people see this meme ... nobody will make fun of the girl to my right.
Patrick Star isn't retarded he just lives under a rock.
Taylor Swift is absolutely gorgeous but all her songs are about guys dumping her. She must have a terrible personality.
Wait, that hot girl isn't hot. She's just dressed like a whore.
Teachers who teach straight out of college go to school for their whole life.
Siri is just iris backwards. Iris is the Greek goddess of messages.
When aliens in galaxies 65 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth they see dinosaurs.
Music from the past seems better because only the best songs are still played.
Teachers let students play Seven Up so they can see who the cheaters in the class are.
A place is "Crackalackin" when there are no white people there.
Mythbusters is like a scientific version of Jackass.
Tetris means "four" in Greek. Four blocks in every shape.
Cosmo gives bad dating advice so there are more single women to buy their magazines.
Leonard from The Big Bang Theory and the kid from Christmas Vacation are the same guy.
Con Air stands for Convict Airlines.
Donkey Kong isn't even a fucking donkey.