Let this be a lesson to all you kinky kids out there: if you have incredible sex, your dad will die a horrible death.
We want you to live a happy life, which is exactly why we waste our days looking for hilarious pictures. Don't feel bad - without all these time-wasting photo searches, we'd never be able to put together our galleries of the funniest photos you will see today.
We've all been stuck at a movie early watching their stupid trivia questions that are all super obvious and annoying. Well, apparently we aren't the only ones who feel that way. This cell phone pic of a pre-movie trivia question definitely looks like whoever works at the theater got away with a pretty over-the-top prank.
No one wants to go to the shop and get ripped off by a shady mechanic. Then again, judging by these horrible car fix fails, maybe going to the shop isn't such a bad idea.
A video is making the rounds of a hefty Axl Rose performing an acoustic version of "Welcome to the Jungle." Let's just say Axl and the guys who make up the current version of GNR have seen better days.
The I Know That Feel, Bro meme is a little strange. It's also a little awesome.
Last night's debate was relatively boring, with the unoriginal horses and bayonettes meme providing the only lasting Internet trend...science has finally created something good: a mind-controlled beer tap...grrrl band Pussy Riot has been sent to the worst possible prison camps in Russia and they're gonna be stuck there for two years...if you're looking for some coke or weed, just head out to Italy and take a really deep breath...a laser pointer can land you in jail, so do yourself a favor and stick to the yarn the next time you play with your cat.
The Bengals threw away a golden opportunity to get a leg up on the injured Steelers on Sunday night, so to cheer up all you sad Cincy fans, we'll share this gallery of the Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders.
These pictures of model Petra Cubonova prove yet again that Czech women and lingerie make a fantastic combination...every week that goes by in college football brings us a little closer to the end of the season (which is sad) but it also brings us another batch of the week's hottest cheerleaders (which is definitely not sad)...from appearances as varied as All My Children to The Hunger Games, Levin Rambin steals every scene she's in.
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