A Gallery of Car Fix Fails

"Who took my spatula? The barbecue is in twenty minutes!" 

This is true four-wheel drive.

"Wait for me to hit the button! Oh...sorry I forgot."

"Just don't drive in the rain or near any houses with the sprinklers on for a while..."

"Sweetie, I'll buy you a new one. Daddy needs this one right now so he can get to work."

This car only drives in tiny circles.

"Like I said, most of that will buff right out."

"Jiggle it a bit to make sure it locks."

"It's a little drafty out on the highway, but it gets me from A to B."

"Well no, I took the airbag out. Why would I want something to hit me in the face?"

Graduating with a degree in Engineering from the University of Alabama.

"This family is still going to see the Grand Canyon! The Johnson's will stop at nothing! NOTHING!"

"Don't worry about it. If you get pulled over, the cop won't even notice."

Recycling at its finest.

Once you pop, you just can't stop! (Seriously, if it pops, the brakes will fail.)

This car has a very unique blind spot.

Let a hilarious Chuck Norris sticker save you hundreds in car repair costs.

"You said the dealership would know what they were doing..."

 "What's that light on the dash mean?"

"Probably nothing, just ignore it."

I wouldn't kiss it, though. You would get several shards of glass in and around your face.

Tony Hawk loves skating by this car.

"If the teacher asks what happened to all the rulers, you didn't see ANYTHING."

"Alright kids, we are about to do something fun, but it's also illegal. I want to be very clear now, we do not tell Mommy how we stole this sign."

"Can you open that? It's a little stuffy back here."

"I really can't."

With tires like these, who needs rims?

"DUDE! Is that 'Spring Jamz '07?' I made that for you!"

To be honest, that sign probably isn't necessary.

Vanity plates don't get much less vain than this.

Built Ford tough. 

"GREAT SCOTT!"

"No trunk space my ass, Cars.com!"

Can't even tell.

"Park in the spot on the very end. I don't want anyone to ding it." 

Beamer, Benz, or Bentley?

Who needs horsepower?

Just don't take a sharp left...

"It's getting dark. I've got to pull over, and you've got to go turn the flashlight on. What? Out of batteries? Damnit...what are they Double A's? Triple?! Damnit..."

"It's not going to heal itself. You know that, right?"

"Downgrade? What are you talking about? Now I have FIVE wheel drive!"