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There is nothing funnier than funny Internet photos and these right here are the funniest Internet photos you will see today. So get to clicking and laughing. And sending to your friends. And becoming the most popular person in your social circle for your hilarious taste in Internet jokes.

Going to the bathroom as a man seems easy enough, but when you really think about it, any number of things can happen behind closed (stall) doors. Here's a chart of the 9 different ways guys pee.

The Internet has brought us all closer together. According to these video chat fails, maybe a little bit too close together.

Oh, right, because of her terrible singing voice. All we need for proof is this nine-second video clip of Del Rey warbling through a song.

Endlessly looped life fails for both humans and pets alike is pretty much all we live for anymore. Here are this week's greatest GIFs.

Tagg Romney wanted to punch Barack Obama in the face the other night...this teacher has a tip for how to deal with the boredom of jury duty: bring some heroin to the courtroom...just wake up already: using the snooze button is bad for your brain...the United States has some of the smartest religious fanatics in the world according to this graph that tracks IQ vs. importance of religion...why is the sky blue? Who cares? Because now we know why blueprints are blue.

She's on The Mentalist which means that right now Amanda Righetti knows you want to look at pictures of her. Well, what are you waiting for?

One look at these pictures of the Zoomba madam Alexis Wright and you might reconsider your attitude towards working out...Mitt Romney has forever linked women and binders, so why not enjoy the two together in this gallery...jocks will do anything for a buck - for proof, enjoy these 25 ridiculous old-school print ads featuring athletes.