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We went all the way to the end of the Internet today and it was scary. But there were also many hilarious parts of the trip. We cobbled those together for this gallery of the funniest photos you will see today.

We wanted to chart all of overlapping actors in Quentin Tarantino's movies, so we decided to make a Venn diagram. Two days, and eight migraines later, we came up with this: an unnecessarily complicated Quentin Tarantino Venn diagram.

Anchorman has blessed us with many memorable lines. It's also the start of the fantastic That Escalated Quickly meme. Here's a collection of our favorites.

While the rest of us were trying to figure out who could shout louder between the two presidential candidates, Mitt Romney's son Josh was up to no good. Enjoy these intense pictures of Josh Romney going over plans in his head to take over the world.

Halloween is an opportunity for ladies everywhere to let their freak flag fly. We support you ladies. Just don't do it as a cheeseburger or Bert and Ernie or any of these other inappropriately sexed up Halloween costumes.

Since you probably couldn't hear what the candidates were screaming over each other last night, decide who won based on their body language...hopsital rooms are already in contact with enough filthy viruses and now it turns out most of their computers are infected, too...if you want to punch the person who fills your inbox with all that spam, you're going to have to fly to India...R.I.P. Larry Sloan, the creator of Mad Libs...try not to freak out when you go to bed tonight because apparenty stress can turn your hair grey overnight. 

Law student and swimwear designer Pam Rodriguez also knows how to model. 

Whether or not you like the magic of Criss Angel, you will definitely like the 10 hottest Criss Angel hook-ups...jocks love their models, as evidenced by this list of the 25 women who have dated the most athletes...we're just going to leave these 30 must-see pictures of Blake Lively right here.