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We're back from another challenging expedition into the wild, wild Internet and it was totally worth it because we brought back the funniest photos you will see today.

The typical fling with a stranger is a delicate back-and-forth that involves the wooing of someone you've never met before and enough liquor to knock out a horse. Lucky for you, we created this handy flowchart that will explain exactly how you need to proceed during the events that lead up to a one-night stand.

Liam Neeson has a very specific set of skills, a set of skills that could come in very handy when a salesman calls you in the middle of dinner. Here's how we'd love to react to telemarketers (with the far less glamourous reality, too.)

This insane five-minute video made up of Russian car dashboard camera footage is totally disturbing. And it's impossible to stop watching. The "highlight" video shows how pedestrians look to scam the insurance system by diving in front of cars, trucks and buses.

Take it easy, weatherman, this is a family news program.

What recession? Foxconn admits to hiring 14-year-olds...the best place to get away from it all and kick back and relax is probably the former estate of a murderous drug kingpin...if you're going to a two-year-old's birthday party in Wales and you still don't have a gift, just pick up a bottle of whiskey on the way to the party...Turkey Hill accidentally released deadly mint chocolate chip ice cream...but in totally safe food news: there's a jug of 1992 McJordan BBQ sauce available online for 10 Gs!

Ellis Cooper has tattoos and dates a rock star, so you can place her firmly into the bad-girl club. You can also check out more pictures of her by clicking her pic.

The Pittsburgh Steelers haven't looked great this year, but their #1 hottest fan Nikole sure has...this is a gallery of girls in corsets, which means it is a gallery you will like a lot...there are a lot of attractive Victoria's Secret models, but Hungarian Angel Barbara Palvin still manages to stand out in the crowd.