Putting the toilet seat down is less work than talking about leaving the toilet seat up.
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By Cory Jones
Oct 16, 2012
Each day we scour the Internet for the funniest photos in the universe. Then we post them in the gallery you're looking at right now. Don't you feel special?
This cat is pretty excited for his birthday cake.
Yep, this looks about right.
Can someone tell him that he needs to tan his face, too?
Friends help friends learn the hard way.
I'm guessing that's supposed to say "horses," but if you asked them, they probably wouldn't be too excited about a bunch of whores walking around in their forest, either.
This is pretty much how I am whenever I get in the ocean.
I think we found him.
See, sharks aren't that bad. They just want to help.
A long unanswered question is finally answered. And yes, I'll take some condoms.
Yes, when you really look at it, the Ultimate Warrior always kind of dressed like a little girl's bike.
This seems like a pretty good deal.
It's nice to see some much-needed bipartisanship in this year's election.
And some people say art school is a waste of money.
We love Mythbusters.
Oh wait, Nicky Minaj is a hypocrite? (Yes, that was sarcastic.) (Nicky Minaj makes bad music.)
These are bad analogies that appear in high school student essays. And yes, these are awesome.
This is why you shouldn't (or should) give your dog bubble gum.
Seriously, Lisa. You might want to do something about that serious reading problem.
Well, does it?
When in Rome. (Or Woolyback overlook.)