Finally, a clear-cut winner in the battle of man vs. parked car.
Every day brings the opportunity for greatness. It's all up to you. You can do whatever you set your mind to. But before you go about changing the world, click through the funniest pictures you will see today. Then, if there's still time, you can work on improving yourself.
Waiting in line is bad enough, but when there are two lines next to each other, you always pick the wrong one. Click here to see a very accurate representation of what happens when there are two long lines to choose from.
Well, folks, it's that time. Get ready for a slew of Halloween costume galleries over the next couple of weeks. Let's start things off right (or wrong?) with the worst Stars Wars Halloween costume fails ever.
If you're old enough to remember Wooly Willy, you'll love this. (If you're not, just Google it, we'll wait.) This awesome picture imagines what it would be like if Walter White form Breaking Bad had magnetized hair like the classic Wooly Willy game.
This guy found a tiny baby bear. Then he raised him as his best friend. These pictures prove that bears and man can bond and high five just like the rest of us.
Despite what Garfield will have you think, Mondays aren't any more depressing than any other day of the week...yet another reason you should always rely on Top Shelf for your news: less than 25 percent of Americans read the newspaper...CEOs everywhere are threatening to fire their employees if Obama wins...sad news out of the science community today: apparently the HPV vaccine does not turn women into sex maniacs as once believed...move over, G.L.O.W., there's a new set of tough ladies out there and they're turning to arm-wrestling.
The Chargers are playing tonight but we figured instead of a bunch of pictures of Philip Rivers yelling at people, you'd prefer to look at some of the ladies who make up the San Diego Chargers cheerleading squad.
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