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Every day we put on our work pants and boots and butt pillows, sit down in front of the computer for 12 hours and search and search until we find the funniest photos you will see today. Guaranteed LOLz and ROFLz or your moneyz backz!

The RedZone channel is pretty much the most important invention in football since the football. Now we've found a way to make it more enjoyable. Follow the rules of our NFL RedZone channel drinking game and make every Sunday the best Sunday.

The Internet is filled with proof that people have the hardest time completing even the simplest tasks. You had one job, people, and you let us down.

If you know anything about the Wu-Tang Clan (other than that they're nutin' ta F wit), you know that master producer the RZA is a crazy kung-fu head. Well he's finally getting to make his own karate flick called The Man with the Iron Fists and he teamed up with Quentin Tarantino, so you know it's gonna be awesome. 

These aren't the nicest tweets you'll ever read, but they might be the funniest tweets you'll ever read.

It's time to start saving up more money so you can give it to Apple - the iPad Mini will be unveiled on October 23...single dads live a better life (in the daddy longlegs community)...we know you want to see Justin Bieber's stolen personal video footage as much as we do, but it's not worth getting all worked up about because it's just a PR stunt...if you're a teenager in Alabama, the cops won't let you buy toilet paper...there are only four specific ways to get a woman turned on and surprisingly none of them involve Jager Bombs.

This gallery of Lauren Waugh and Sheridyn Fisher will make you wonder why you've spent so much of your life only looking at one hot blonde at a time. 

Now that you've got your blonde fix, it's only fair to spend some time with this collection of raven-haired beauties...celebrate the return of everyone's favorite fantasy football sitcom with the 32 hottest women in The League...watching Victoria's Secret models working out is every bit as awesome as you can imagine.