Comically Overloaded Cars and Bikes

"Paw just found oil! We're loadin' up the truck to move to Beverly...Hills that is! Swimmin' pools...movie stars!"

"Rain?! Damnit...go find a tarp will ya?"

"Dude just let me borrow your truck for two hours. What? Gas Money? It's five minutes away! Screw you man, I'll do it myself."

"Hey I'm just the delivery boy, I don't really ask questions when they switch up the pizza box style."

"I'm not paying $50 for each bag, that's absurd! We're driving."

"We got this fridge at a great price. How smart are we?"

"You have a bike too?! Ugh...just toss it up there, Instagram this, then let's get out of here."

"What's the record? Alright, throw three more on there and that should be 50 hula hoops."

Nothing like a mid-day trip to the town tire fire.

"I have my own door to door printer and copy machine selling business. It's a pretty heavy workload, but it's rewarding in the end."

"A plane ran out of gas, so they called me."

"If no one else in this neighborhood will recycle I'll just have to take matters into my own hands!"

"I'm just saying, I'm proud of my son. He's been working his butt off all summer in this landscaping business. He's going places."

"The basket on the front just is not enough sometimes."

"Oh boy...gotta flip a U-Turn...this could get messy..."

"She's a brick- da na na na- HOUSE!" 

"I told my boss that I thought all of the cake's would get messed up if we stacked them like this, but he wouldn't listen..."

"I know the economy isn't great right now, but I have a solution: Wicker Baskets. Hear me out, people will go crazy for these things. I'm putting in a massive order."

"I just jacked all of these from Target! They never saw it coming!"

"I'll worry about where I'm going to sit later, just keep stacking it up."

"Oh yeah dude, just take a picture. Don't help or anything."

"I just don't like backpacks. They're so cumbersome."

"It sucks. I have to go all the way across town to do my dishes."

"We are making a HUGE omelette, come over bro!"

"Dude! We're making a huge salad! Let's get this party together!"

"I need to get these pigs on ice! STAT!"

Usually this works the other way around.

"I forgot the bungee cords, so just drive slow."

"I'm fine for now, but someone has to let me know if I'm clear to merge once we get on the freeway!"

"Hey man, can I borrow you for an afternoon? I'll buy you lunch."

"So I went a little crazy...but they were having an UNBELIEVABLE sale!"

"Passing on the right..."

"Our mom is a little overprotective. She makes us use the pillows for saftey."

"It's smoking a little bit but I think it'll be fine..."

"FINALLY! A gas station with decent height clearance."

It's been hard times for the Brady's ever since Mike Brady lost his job. They even had to let Alice go...

"It may not be practical, but damnit it's beautiful!"

"Maybe we shouldn't have gotten the Costco card..."

If one of the tires goes flat, I'll just replace it with one of these cheese wheels.

"No, use ALL of the tape. That stuff is very important to me, I don't want anything to happen to it."

"Nonsense! You are not taking a cab. I told you I would pick you up from the airport, and here I am! Just hop on top and hang on."

"Take a sharp right. SHARP RIGHT! Ok, now left. LEFT! SHARP LEFT! Ok...steady...steady...RIGHT AGIAN!"

"It's got plenty of space. Great for a big family."

"Can you believe we found these giant Dots candies just sitting somewhere?!"

"Actually, Buster here is the talent. I'm just his manager." 

"So I splurged a bit. It's the weekend..."

"Apparently this guy cheated on his wife with her sister...I don't know dude. I think it's a little much but I just deliver the flowers."