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We spend a lot of time on the Internet lookig through a lot of stupid stuff just to make sure we don't miss anything amazing. So trust us when we tell you this: these are hands down the funniest photos you will click on today.

Liam Neeson and his kidnapping thriller is back on top at the box office so we thought you'd enjoy this handy graphic to help you know if you've been taken.

Wallace Shawn is the funny bald guy in The Princess Bride. Wallace Shawn is also the guy who looks like every newborn baby we've ever seen.

Baseball, and by extension wiffle ball, requires an immense amount of concentration in order to succeed and the kid in this clip does not have that level of concentration just yet. This might be the most amusing two-second clip of baseball ever recorded.

Dwight Howard and Steve Nash stole the spotlight this summer, but plenty of other NBA players, big and small, were up to all sorts of craziness this off-season.

First prize for winning the live roach-eating contest: death...Egraphs is revolutionizing the baseball card autograph business, including signed digital cards and personal messages...PETA to Pokemon: your game condones animal cruelty. (Everyone to PETA: Shhh...)...if you're looking for cheap vacation ideas, here's a list of the world's 10 deadliest cities...remember that movie The Blob? That shit is real! Run for your life!

The New York Jets cheerleaders are holding it together way better than the team this year, so take a look at the best reason to participate in the J-E-T-S chant.

Andrea Gabriel is quite the attractive lady and is definitely the only reason we'd ever recommend you watch Gossip Girl...the top 10 Golf Channel hotties prove that Phil Mickelson isn't the only one with vuluptuous curves in the world of pro golf...Halloween is right around the corner so it's time to enjoy some women in orange. (Hey, it's a stretch, but it's a good stretch.)