Top Shelf for Monday Oct 8th, 2012 - Snoop Dogg talks politics, Apple Maps insults, the Gotham Times, Carly Twisselman and more. - Mandatory

Top Shelf

The Best of Today's Internet
Monday Oct 8th, 2012
1. This Is How Not To Jump From Rooftop to Rooftop

Next time, you might want to scout out a better landing spot.

2. The Greatest Pics You Will See Today

Every day we dive deep down into the dark and dingy corners of the Internet to dig up the most hysterical images we can find. The result: the funniest photos you will see today.

3. Snoop Dogg's Amazing Political Analysis

On Friday, Snoop Dogg (we're never calling him "Snoop Lion," sorry) posted a picture of his reasons for voting for Barack Obama and not for Mitt Romney. Let's just say that this is way more entertaining than any political analysis you'll get from any of the mainstream political pundits. 

4. The Internet's Best Apple Maps Insults

Apple recently switched up the map feature on their phones and let's just say people weren't too pumped about it. Here are the Internet's best Apple Maps insults

5. Today's Twitter: Best Porn Comments

If the Best Porn Comments feed is any indication, people might start visiting porn sites just to check out what people are saying underneath the videos. (Actually, that'll probably never happen.)

6. The Gotham Times Covers Everything You'd Expect

Check out these cool pictures of a prop newspaper from The Dark Knight.

7. News You Need In Your Life

Good news for the NRA - you no longer need a gun permit now that you can just print out your own gun at home...some big-time porn distributors are offering Hulk Hogan a blank check to distribute his sex tape...meet the only guy in the world with a Facebook "dislike" button...according to the New York Times, the official spelling of the Law & Order noise is "chung-chung"...Jay-Z takes the subway (just like you and me!) to the arena he owns (not like you and me).

8. Carly Twisselman

Carly Twisselman is a cowgirl, a stuntwoman and an actress. She's also very easy to look at in a bikini.

9. How About Some More Links?

Jessica Burciaga might just be the greatest thing that's ever happened to Instagram...WAGs are a relatively new Internet sensation but they've been around forever so let's celebrate the sexiest WAGs of the '90s...no doubt you want to look at these 30 must-see pictures of Gwen Stefani.

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