The Funniest Photos You Will See Today 10-8-12

So I said, "It's none of your falcon business."

More wheelchairs need to be equipped with VTEC.

Note to girls: The next time you write a message on a mirror and post it to your Facebook page, make sure you don't write "Hi Boys" in Vagisil.

If you try to buy a car over text, you might get a little more than you bargained for.

Channing Tatum is right, smile dog. You are beautiful.

Call me crazy, but I would even wear bread gloves in the summer.

A chewed toilet handle is always a sign of a high class hotel.

When you reach the cave's penis, you know it's probably a good time to go back.

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Go home, Jacuzzi. You're drunk.

Don't you hate it when only your head portals?

I don't know who this kid is, but he reminds me of the "don't touch me, I'm full of chocolates!" kid from the Simpsons.

That probably tastes better than regular Sbarro.

That sounds nice and relaxing.

Well, at least this 30-year-old Indian man who's afraid that he's turning into Taylor Swift can turn to the Internet for solace.