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By Jesse Kubanet
Oct 08, 2012
If you've ever heard the phrase, "Close, but no cigar," then you'll be able to connect with this gallery. Here are a few people that had a goal in mind, but it just didn't turn out the way they hoped.
"Look it's...burn victim Bieber..."
Alright, this kid actually did kind of "nail it".
"Can you come over later? I think I know how you can return that favor you owe me..."
"Well I'm sure they taste GREAT."
"Alright, we'll take Thor to save the hostages, but you three get the hell out of here. It looks like you didn't even try!"
"I wonder the streets of Gotham...saving the poor and the innocent from the corrupt...and I have to say...it's a little drafty..."
We all had a friend growning up who drew these pictures. They seemed awesome at the time, but now you realize he had some problems...
"I don't think you utilized the Grid Method to it's full potential."
"Oh you made me breakfast in bed! How...thoughtful?"
"Shel's gonna love this! We are going to be together forever! Prom is going to totally kick ass too!"
"Yea...I had the leather belt too but...it wasn't working out..."
"In all seriousness thought, I bet it's DELICIOUS!"
"The party is tonight?! Dude...I need a sharpie."
"I wasn't trying to do anything. I was just throwing away old notes. Still pretty amazing though."
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask that you leave the lobby if you are not a guest at this Hilton."
"The microwave is SO sticky...Like it will never NOT be sticky again."
"Tragedy struck Sesame Street this morning, as the Volcano at the end of the block finally exploded."
"He forgot my toothbrush, but yea, pretty damn close."
"Is that supposed to be our son, or Uncle Fester from The Adams Family?"
"Wow. 'Welcome back Jesus...' God Kathy, you ruin everything."
If you have to put, "Nothing nice to say don't say at all," you probably don't look like Nicki Minaj.
"This is what we are trying to save?"
"I gave it creepy human eyes to really express my artistic vision..."
"First of all, arms are all wrong. Second, maybe lose the used tissue you have balled up in your hand?"
"Bet no one told you life was gonna be this way..."
"Zoinks Scoob! We told you not to dart out in front of the Mystery Machine!"
"I had to time it with iPhoto Booth just right. Took my like 13 times, but I finally got it!"
"Just another Saturday night."
"I'm not paying $20 for something that I could easily make on my own. Our daughter won't know the difference and she DEFINITELY won't have nightmares about it."
"I just want to jam out to the Biebs already! Is it working yet?!"
"Mas Coca-Cola...No bueno."
"What are you crying for?"
"Jessica, if you don't go to homecoming with me, I WILL DESTROY YOUR HOME PLANET!"
"Is that supposed to be a sheep, or the pug from Men in Black that Tommy Lee Jones shakes?"