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Everywhere you look on the Internetz there are funny photos. But only here can you find the funniest photos you will see today.

Twitter offers people the opportunity to send out their thoughts on any major news event within seconds of it happening. That is not always a good thing. Here are some screen shots of tweets that people probably wish they never wrote.

It's Friday, so you deserve a second video. And there is no better video to double up with than this one, featuring a very serious-sounding lawyer defending his client against slanderous butt-chugging charges. The amount of times the phrase "butt-chugging" is uttered in this press conference makes it must-watch video.

If you want to look cool and hip like all those YOLOing youngsters who use strange-looking combinations of parenthesis and colons in every e-mail and text, just check out this guide to useful Internet emoticons that will give you the perfect funny face for every occassion.

We don't pick them because they're politically correct, we pick them because they're funny. Enjoy this week's most hilarious inappropriate tweets.

Big Bird isn't the only one who's upset with Mitt Romney's debate remarks - Reading Rainbow's LeVar Burton is also pretty pissed at the Republican presidential candidate...beef sandwiches are about to get sexy thanks to Arby's new logo...drug kingpin Pablo Escobar had a very unique car collection...hilarious new prank involves calling in fake murders to send a SWAT team to celebrity houses. Oh kids these days...is attaching spy cams to bird backs inhumane? Who cares? It produces amazing video!

No matter who your NFL team is, we bet you're a huge fan of the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders.

There's no real way to explain this other than the title, so just click on 12 athlete mugshots that would make fantastic fatheads and enjoy...in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, here's a gallery of girls in pink...you might not know who up-and-coming model Jelena Kostic is, but you should.