Bragging about your hook-ups is bush league. Keep those close to your vest.
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By Jesse Kubanet
Oct 03, 2012
We've all got that dark part of our brain that sees things a little bit differently than they're intended to be seen. Here's a collection of photos that would test even the most mature individual. We see you suppressing that smirk already...
That's what happens when you drop too many calls.
Everyone celebrates winning a golf tournament differently.
Is that a Stalagtite or Stalagmite? I can never keep those straight. Oh, I know, it's a Stalagdildo. That's what it is.
Ah...the real story behind "Planet of the Apes."
Oh come on...
Clinton had Lewinsky, Bush has...
"You really DO care!"
I don't know what's better, his name, or that AWESOME hat?
It's going to be a really happy Easter this year.
"Um...Grover? Grover? GROVER! STOP IT!"
"I don't want to play water guns anymore..."
And not a moment too soon!
"So that's what those are called!"
"Next up, we have big, BIG news!"
"Growing Bones Hard at Work, Expect Delays."
"Where do you get off?"
"What are the other stories..."
"Who's up for an adventure?"
"You said this was a family restaurant!"
Apparently this anchor and her camera man don't get along.
"Can we just order in?"
"Those bastards from CBS did it AGAIN!"
"Racks on racks on racks!"
"Think with your Dick Stick, Jimmy!"
They do promise to change your life.
"Mmmm. My favorite!"
"I just bought a bubble-gun! Let's go outside! Sister Margret, bring the camera!"
"You ready to learn somethin' boy?"
"Let's not come to this dog park anymore..."
When a tree falls in love in the forest, and no one is around, does it behave inappropriately?
"You ol' sailor, you!"
This weatherman is REALLY excited about today's forecast.
Hahahaow thats funny wonder if any guys do that wen there bored ....hahahahaaaahahaha
ewww what the ****
WHEEEEW!!! and i thought my sister smiled bad. HAY ! WHAT U GOT IN THAT POCKET . ANY WHY U NOT SHARING . I MEAN IT STINKS LIKE SOME GOOD WEED OR SOME BAD *****. SOO WHICH 1???
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So we can buy pre packed penis in the grocery store now.....
No Problem there.... It's from the "Catholic Truth Society" ..... They had to shag something new, since the "other" (Little boys/girls) stories are in the news....LOL...LOL