Top Shelf for Wednesday Oct 3rd, 2012 - Bar Refaeli sex tape, found porn, flesh-colored Yoda, Vida Guerra and more. - Mandatory

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The Best of Today's Internet
Wednesday Oct 3rd, 2012
1. Korean Exercise Equipment Is Rather Suggestive

When you build a device to simulate riding a horse, you run the risk of making a bunch of people look like they're air-humping. (Note: fastforward to the :30 mark for the start. It's worth it.)

2. The Greatest Pics You Will See Today

Deep down in the depths of the Internet there sits a batch of photos so hilarious, only the priveleged few are allowed to see them. Today, you are one of those priveleged few. Behold, the funniest photos you will see today.

3. Bar Refaeli Needs Your Help, and Money, To Make A Sex Tape

Supermodel Bar Refaeli set up a Kickstarter to help film her very own sex tape. Let's just say it's been pretty successful in generating cash.

4. Unintentionally Raunchy Pictures

We dare you not to giggle when looking at these unintentionally raunchy images.

5. Flesh-Colored Yoda Will Haunt Your Dreams For The Rest Of Your Life

Green Yoda is not a very attractive man, so you won't be surprised to learn that when he's stripped of his natural tone, the wise Jedi is quite terrifying. Check out these pics of flesh-colored Yoda if you don't scare easily.

6. The Most Disgusting School Cafeteria Lunches You Will Ever See

I am certainly glad these horrible meals weren't being served in my school. 

7. News You Want To Read

It looks like Mark Cuban bought Nets.com just to mess with gazillionaire Russian Mikhail Prokhorov...Steven Spielberg is dyslexic and only found out about it five years ago...looking for that extra jolt to get you going this morning? You should brew your next cup o' Joe in a $11,111 coffee maker...if enough potheads remember to vote, marijuana is about to become a whole lot more legal...today's most pointless news is in: Mark Zuckerberg wears the exact same thing every day.

8. Vida Guerra

From FHM magazine to music videos, Vida Guerra has done it all. And we hope she keeps doing it.

9. More Links To Stare At

Brittany Snow is hot enough to make you want to see the musical Pitch Perfect...Michelle Stanek is the 2012 U.S. Pole Dancing Champion. Enough said...you think your Miss Universe is hot? Check out Miss Universe Albania, Angela Martini.