Top Shelf for Tuesday Oct 2nd, 2012 - The greatest Facebook break-up ever, Obama vs. Romney vs. R. Kelly, Ed Reed looks homeless, Sophia and more. - Mandatory

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The Best of Today's Internet
Tuesday Oct 2nd, 2012
1. Man Rips Off Top of Beer Can With Mouth, Chugs Beer

How did he not destroy his gums doing that? I can't even go through a bag of Doritos without cutting up the roof of my mouth.

2. The Greatest Pics You Will See Today

It is our job to find you the funniest pictures on the Internet every day and we take our job very seriously. So click here to laugh your balls off.

3. Face Tattoo Leads To Greatest Public Facebook Break-Up Ever

When a delusional girlfriend got a tattoo of her boyfriend's face on her arm without consulting him, she figured the best possible way to break the news was through Facebook. Well, she did, he flipped out and dumped her, and the whole world got to witness the awful carnage.

4. Obama vs. Romney Take On R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet"

The presidential debate tomorrow night is going to be super boring and basically uninformative. But the debate between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney set to R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet, Chapter 2" will teach you everything you need to know about the two candidates.

5. Watch Justin Bieber Throw Up

The Canadian teen pop sensation has taken over the world. That doesn't mean he can't fall ill to a stomach virus. In case you missed it this past weekend, this quick concert vid catches Biebs letting his lunch loose in front of thousands of adoring fans.

6. Ed Reed Looks Like A Homeless Man

Ed Reed is an incredible safety and a surefire Hall of Famer. He also sports a scraggly beard with occasionally unkempt hair, which combine to make him look like a homeless dude. Check out the pictures here if you don't agree.

7. Get Smart With Some News

LeBron James loves endorsement deals, but we doubt he approves of the LeBron James heroin bags popping up in Philly...if you like your math professors nude, you might want to enroll at Michigan State University...step aside, Bond: women are superior to men when it comes to espionage...an apple a day may keep the doctor away here, but in Egypt, you're gonna have to wash that apple down with some camel urine...Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted to say "I will be back."

8. Sophia

We don't know much about the one-named Sophia, but we know we like looking at pictures of her and so should you, so click away.

9. More Links Now That You're Done With The Rest Of The Links

Forget about Kanye West's music, let's run down the top 10 hottest Kanye West hook-ups...you probably had a crush on every one of these child stars from the '90s who became tens in the '10s...week 5 in college football came and went and so did a bunch of pictures of its hottest cheerleaders.

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