Top Shelf for Friday Sep 28th, 2012 - Fat people on scooters, awkward moments with Putin, inappropriate tweets, Rosanna Arkle and more. - Mandatory

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Friday Sep 28th, 2012
1. Knives + Cops = Bad News

This amazing PSA-style video details the horrible things that can happen to cops when confronted by criminals with knives. (Warning: ricidulous face-stabbing is involved.)

2. The Greatest Pics You Will See Today

There is nothing greater than funny photos and there is no greater collection of funny photos than this one, so you really have no excuse not to click right now.

3. Do Not Go To A BBQ With This Guy

We like to BBQ as much as the next guy, but if the intense man in this picture asked us to join him for some grilled meats, we would not join him under any circumstances.

4. Fat People On Scooters

If you're looking for high-brow commentary on today's society, then you've come to right place. We present to you: fat people on scooters. (Come on now, we guarantee you have that exact phrase in your Google search history somewhere.)

5. Today's Tumblr: Oh, Putin!

Awkward Moments With Putin will help you see Russia's icey leader in an entirely different light. There he is fishing! There he is skiing! There he is...riding a shark?

6. This Week's Collection of Hilariously Inappropriate Tweets

These are not for the easily offended. But they are for everyone who enjoys laughing. (Especially at other people's misfortune.) Behold, the 20 most hilariously inappropriate tweets of the week.

7. News That Even The Most Diminished Attention Span Can Handle

Learn everything you ever wanted to know about Cheers in this awesome oral history...do yourself a favor and the next time you want to send out a hot sext, make sure you don't send it to all your contacts...according to Playboy, the University of Virginia is where the party at...the Xbox 360 Kinect provides a slighty better exercise experience than the Wii Fit for gamers who don't want to exercise at all...when you're a TSA agent who gets busted for stealing iPads, you're best bet is to just blame your wife.

8. Rosanna Arkle

We've posted a Rosanna Arkle gallery before, but in honor of her upcoming 2013 calendar release, we thought: who doesn't want to see more Rosanna Arkle pictures? No one, that's who.

9. A Couple More Links To Hold You Through The Weekend

Fall TV season is here and so are the sexiest women of the 2012 fall TV season...Dick Vitale is beloved (for the most part) amongst the college basketball community, but that doesn't keep him from tweeting some really stange stuff...this gallery of girls in sweaters is way hotter than you can imagine.

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